
Our missing sidewalk

The crappy bricks in the porch...that basically crumbled in the contractor's hands.

Before.
There generally is at least one point during each year, that owning a house seems like such a burden…and last week was definitely that point! It all started early this year when we decided that rather than go anywhere cool on vacation this year, we would get our front porch fixed, a new front sidewalk poured and a sprinkler system installed. Woo Hoo! Wild and crazy stuff! So we talked about this, got bids from various contractors, weighed the merit of the bids, etc…and finally decided to go w. good ol’ Handy Randy. (the same man who rebuilt our chimneys the week after Joshua was born…excellent timingI tell ya!). In early May we call Randy, he tells us he’ll stop out to review the bid… he doesn’t stop by. Matt calls again, leaves a message, weeks pass. I contemplate not planting annuals in the front yard (around Mother’s Day), because at any moment he could start tearing up our front porch (and I know for a fact that the man has no respect for flowers…witnessed it first hand last year). I planted my flowers though, because I know that the contractor speak of “I’ll start in a week/week and a half” really means I’ll probably show up sometime w/in the next month or so… and that is exactly what happened. About a week and a half ago (yep, we’re almost to July), we come home to our sidewalk torn out and a message from HR that there was a problem. Great. So we get home and start surveying our mess…giant chunks of our front porch are gone… and when HR shows up, he gives us a demonstration of how weak our porch is, by dismantling it by hand, and running broken down mortar through his hands like sand. Ok…so the porch is toast. We sort of already knew this. What we didn’t know is that our 80-something year old house has it’s foyer and front porch held up by a single column of cinder blocks, and a piece of wood. Awesome… HR tells us we’re lucky that the entire front porch/foyer hasn’t ripped off the house. So he turns to us w. dollar signs in his eyes, and tells us that this is a problem and the price just went up… of course. We are entirely used to projects exploding however, so we weren’t truly discouraged until the following day, when after pulling apart the rest of our porch and dismantling the pillars, HR announces that the pillars are toast. Shit. Where do you go to buy pillars? Turns out Anderson’s sells them, but they are special order only, and take two weeks to come in. So now, I’m upset because Joshua’s first birthday party is coming up quickly, and I know that I won’t have new pillars in at that time… As I’m trying to come to terms w. the huge increase in price of this project, I walk into our house (this is last Wed). It’s hot, I’m cranky… and the house is hot…and smells like poop! Jack evidently had something wrong w. him, and not only puked twice (on the carpet of course), but also took a giant poo. Great. I clean up the messes and try to turn on the AC. The AC kicks on but the fan in the condenser isn’t spinning and the house is not getting any cooler. I turn the AC off. I ask Matt to look at it. He does…and announces that it’s broken. So we all spent last Wed night sweating our butts off, because yes, we are weak and spoiled. Thursday morning I am evil and tired, Joshua is evil and tired, and we all trudge off to respective work/baby sitter’s homes in search of cool temps. I had scheduled to have a repair guy out to look at the AC. He calls me at 10:00… I drive home. He takes the condenser cover off, dismantles the capacitor, shows me that it’s broken (see this bubble in the top? Not supposed to have that!). Replaces it w. a new capacitor ($25 online), charges me $125. Plus the $75 service call fee. He also gives me a paper explaining why the service call costs so much… I tell you, I read it and I feel not one ounce better knowing that my $200 helped pay for the company’s phone service and state of the art trucks! ;P But the AC works again, so $200 well spent. Now we’re just hoping that we can wind up the porch project sooner rather than later, so that when the sprinkler guys show up next week, we’ve got a clean slate for them to make their mess upon. ;)
Love my house, love my house, love my house…at least the staircase hasn’t’ fallen in, and we don’t have any resident rodents (that I know about at least!).